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horror movie opening scene

white girl:i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy:come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl:you're just trying to scare me.
white boy:lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl:babe what that??
white boy:i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl:zack!!!
white boy:ha ha just kidding!
white girl:asshole!
white boy:im just playin babe
white girl:that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy:i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl:zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl:ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl:ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen:BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
— 7 minutes ago with 137656 notes

pregnantfitmom:

casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

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— 10 hours ago with 84945 notes

suber:

If you watch anime click play I won’t ruin it for you.

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— 1 day ago with 41998 notes
anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

anothercleverjedimindtrick:

kidwiththelid:

I actually loved these commercials because it gave cartoon network some sense of realism.

The best era

(Source: theglitterbeard, via mrtwentington)

— 1 day ago with 204015 notes